Still intrigued with these Panther-platform dinosaurs, especially the ultra rare ultra low mileage ones. Only 248 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis models made in the final year. This one has only 14,000 miles (*although sadly during one of those drives in 2018 the car was in an accident in Florida). And the 4.6l V-8 only packs 224hp – just a few more than a four cylinder VW GTI of the same era.
But that big beautiful (heated) bench seat, column shifter, and four-dead body trunk (or suitcases and golf clubs) takes me back to another time. Here’s the last 2011 I posted about two years ago…lower price but higher miles. If you can get over the accident, this one’s way nicer. And just for fun, the great NY Times review “Heavyweight for a Requiem” from back in the day is to good not to reprint. My favorite lines:
- It’s the kind of car dad bought because his buddy at the Kiwanis Club owned the
dealership and he didn’t want something flashy like a Lincoln. A car you could wear
a hat in. - Wallowing anachronism that it is, the Grand Ma has its charms. It rides as if the tires aren’t just smothering out the road’s divots, but giving each of them a somber, dignified burial.
- The engine’s initial response is strong, but it quickly runs out of breath and by 5,500
r.p.m. it’s exhausted. The transmission sort of slides at that point into the next gear
and heaves a sigh of relief. - InsideLine.com clocked it accelerating from a standstill to 60 m.p.h. in a leisurely 9.3 seconds; it also plowed through a quarter-mile run in 16.8 seconds while reaching 83.9 mph.
- Somewhere along its developmental journey the Grand Marquis
picked up power rack-and-pinion steering that is shockingly sweet, with good oncenter feel, precise calibration and good feedback. - This is a car unconcerned with carving corners or blitzing across the
autobahn. It’s built for people who have lived long enough to have already had all the drama they want in their lives. - INSIDE TRACK: You may miss it, but you didn’t really want it.
Find this 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis LS here in Orlando. Where else?!



Again, to quote one of our readers, “driving rich” is the whole ides of this blog – acquiring high end, highly depreciated

Add the Nissan Cube Krom to the list of cars I didn’t know existed, perhaps for good reason. I like looking for older, ultra low mileage cars in the CarMax inventory and this little unicorn just keeps catching my eye. Turns out Nissan’s Krom editions were opportunities for buyers to choose lots of accents and options that weren’t available on the run of the mill cars.
Full disclosure, because my then-teenage daughter suggested it, on a vacation to Texas I actually rented me a Cube. In the land of pickups no less. The things we do for love. Don’t tell my wife I posted this.
So to celebrate here’s a low mileage 2012 Range Rover Sport HSE

Not often we score three, count ’em three nearly identical

(CarMax Covid-19 impact at the bottom.) Just got an alert from CarMax that this car dropped another $1,000. Okay not the deal my



Wagons are making a bit of a comeback (even Buick’s selling one) so pleased to see this pretty 2018 Jaguar XF S First Edition

Didn’t know there was a Lexus Crafted Line so it caught my eye. Almost sounds like a joint Lexus-Sears product but that would make no sense. Turns out the Crafted Line is a limited, high-end add on to a Lexus F-Sport package and only 750 LS models (and 1,500 GS) were made. Makes it a

