Of course Santa would drive a Ford F-350 King Ranch dualie, with a whopping 925 lb-ft of torque from a 6.7 liter turbo-diesel V-8. With 4WD and 18,000 lb towing capacity, this truck has all the oomph needed to deliver toys around the world. And automated cruise control (driving around the world gets long) and heated seats/steering wheel for the cold winter night. Find it here in Irving, Texas, if you really want a big ole truck. Please have a happy and safe holiday.
I always figured Santa as a sports car kinda guy, like a Huracan with AWD. He’s got to cover a lot of ground quickly, ya know!
Merry Christmas, Chuck! Looking forward to another year of unicorn spotting.
You make a good point. But Santa’s a logistics guy first and foremost and needs payload. 🙂