Unicorn Hunt Ends – Bought Two More!

Last week the pieces fell into place to go nuts and pick up my next two unicorns. One is my daily driver and the other my business car. The journey has had many twists and turns, and both cars are compromises – but for me, pretty darned good placeholders until the opportunity presents itself to acquire what I really want. I’ve had the chance to put some miles on both cars this week, and I am not unhappy. Just broke. Let’s go to the cars.

A 2013 BMW M3 (E93) hard top convertible surfaced out of nowhere at my local Dulles CarMax priced at $41,998 with only 32,000 miles and I immediately reserved it. The last year for the V-8 M3’s, low miles, and reasonably priced. The description said red interior – I hate red interiors – but the pictures did not look like someone bled out inside. You may recall the day I bought my Jeep I also drove to New Jersey to test drive an M3 that went badly. I’m so glad I gave this one a second chance.

The sales rep in New Jersey had no idea how the SMG transmission worked, and neither did I. The car revved and lurched at every stop light and I was embarrassed to look like I wanted to race everyone. When I arrived at Dulles, Ryan, my favorite service rep ever who also owns an M3, showed me how simple it was to put the car in “D” and drive like a normal guy. I test drove the car and in seconds it was clear this could easily be my daily driver. Hit the “M” button on the steering wheel and it screamed. Hit it again and I was back to daily driver mode.

Not sure the photo does the interior color justice. The photo looks more orange than red, and I thought what the hell, I’m from Baltimore and it’s almost baseball season and maybe I could accept this as Orioles colors? I think the color is “ox blood”, but it really looks like just brick. It’s not at all offensive and almost pleasant. Unique. The bolsters are not yet worn. I once owned a 2002 BMW 330CiC and the left bolster showed the effects of big bodies sliding in and out. This one not yet.

I’m pleased that with the top up there is plenty of trunk room for daily errands, and even a suitcase would fit in here. Top down, maybe a gym bag or two.

The 414 hp naturally aspirated V-8 is a joy. Old school. High-revving. Torque is low but most M3’s hit 60 mph in less than five seconds. Unfortunately, the additional weight of the hard top convertible hurts acceleration a bit and probably has it at five seconds flat. It’s still a joy getting to sixty.

Why an M3? Here’s my logic. It’s a convertible, and sort of takes the place of my recently sold 1971 Fiat 124 Spider for drop top driving. Second, it’s an enthusiast sports car, and sort of takes the place of my 2008 Porsche 911 I sold last year. That’s the only reason I call this car a compromise – I really want another 911 but the prices are upwards of $80,000+ for a 2017 991.2. Could be a while until 2017 911’s are in my price range. Last, I’ve concluded a daily driver sports car doesn’t need auto cruise control or seat massagers (although Apple Carplay would be nice), and should be legitimate enough to not embarrass me at cars and coffee. The V-8 M3 fit the bill. For what it’s worth, I thought there was something funky about the exterior and Ryan immediately noticed it has an expensive aftermarket carbon fiber package inside and out. The side panels don’t bother me too much and the front air dam I’ll probably tear off parking at some point. but the lip on the trunk just looks boy racer and has to go. It’s not me, and I actually like the subtle lines of the original M3 trunk. It’ll have to go. Also, in the glove box was a recent registration from an owner in Gaithersburg, Maryland, not far from me. The CarMax pictures were with California plates. Apparently, the car was transferred from the West Coast, bought, and returned. I do not know why. I did buy Maxcare (not cheap at almost $5,000 for $50 deductible up to 125,000 miles) , so I’m not at all worried that there’s a problem. I’ll let you know if there is.

About a month ago I wrote this piece about my discovery of the Cadillac CT6 Platinum model, with a 400 hp twin turbo six and tons of modern features. I took home a 2016 model and loved it. When I returned it I was just learning about Super Cruise, Cadillac’s industry leading self-driving technology, and thought I needed to find a 2017 model with Super Cruise. I would have been wrong. Dulles CarMax service tech James is a GM guru and told me I had to find a 2018 model and showed me the plastic arc on the steering wheel indicating Super Cruise. Kept me from making an unforced error. I found a 2018 CT6 in Charlottesville, white with black interior, and had it transferred. Loved it. Loved Super Cruise. But when I tried to use the automated parking feature it kept trying to back into spots that already had cars in them, so I returned it to be fixed before I made a decision. It was also $58,000 – a lot of money and not too much less than a Mercedes S560. While waiting, though, a 2018 CT6 that was white over tan, my preferred old man colors, showed up in Huntsville, Alabama as “coming soon” for the same price. The transfer fee was $249. The next day I saw the transfer fee increased to $349 and as I was getting agitated over the rise – the car dropped $4,000 in price to $53,998. I had no idea why. I still don’t. I immediately booked it for transfer, and when it arrived I bought it. MaxCare was less that $4,000 (the car is still under manufacturer warranty) and with the price drop, I’m viewing it as free!

The Cadillac CT6 Platinum is also a compromise, in that I really want another V-12 Mercedes. There just haven’t been any at CarMax in a long, long time. It’s time to sell my S600 and I need a long distance highway cruiser with all the modern features – adaptive cruise control, Apple Carplay, seat massagers, HUD, and tons of leg room. I also wanted enough oomph to not miss the V-12 too much and I was hopeful the twin turbo six cylinder would give me that, with 400 hp.

The cockpit in the CT6 is comfortable and luxurious. Like the S-class, it has almost too much leg room in the front. The infotainment is a little clunky, in that some controls can only be accessed by reaching for the touch screen and it seems a long ways away. There is a touch pad by the gear shift but odds are I would crash before scrolling to where I need to be on the screen. I have been a little frustrated getting in and out of the car. With long legs the front seat is way behind the B-pillar and I feel like I’m squeezing in and out of the narrow opening. The “easy exit” feature moves the seat forward in such a way that only really small people could ever use it. Possible that’s adjustable and maybe when I take the time to read the manual I’ll figure it out.

Rear seat room is somewhere between an S-class and E-class in Mercedes. There are a nice pair of DVD screens that rise from the front seat backs, and a box of headphones and remote controller was in the back seat. Nice. The rear side window sunshade is manual, which seems primitive compared to my 12 year old S600. The rear window sunshade automatically drops when the car is in reverse and returns up when in drive – nice.

I’m currently on a business trip to North Carolina and left the day after I bought the car. The motor is the only thing really giving me pause. In “Touring” mode it is luxury car quiet and as strong as any six cylinder on the road. But I wanted more zoom and left it in “Sport” mode much of the time since I bought it. Yes, it will do 0-60 mph in almost the same time as my V-12 Mercedes. But it’s “growl” sounds an awful lot like the 1981 Citation X-11 V-6 my best friend once owned, and that brings back bad memories of all the GM failures of that era. I’m hoping, though, after watching Cadillacs dominate endurance racing at Daytona, that the motor will hold out.

The highlight of my drive from Northern Virginia to North Carolina was Super Cruise. It’s possible to literally drive a hundred miles and never touch the steering wheel. Driving I-95 through downtown Richmond Super Cruise executed some tight left and right curves flawlessly, even braking on its own to keep me safe. I only needed to touch the wheel to change lanes to pass. At dusk I had Super Cruise going, along with night vision, adaptive cruise control. seat massagers, a podcast on Carplay, and a rotisserie chicken cooking in the glove box (just checking to see if you’re paying attention). I was delirious with the drive. I was also getting a whopping 28 mpg gas mileage at 78 mph. So when I start feeling disappointed in the 3.0 liter six cylinder as only being adequate, and I realize gas is well over $4 a gallon for premium here, I’m becoming comfortable that this car is a pretty good compromise – and I have the M3 for when I want an old fashioned V-8 powerplant. One week in, I am not unhappy.