A Dozen Lightning Hits (Faster Than Quick?) – Too Many Unicorns to Write Too Much.

Been busy and the unicorns are piling up in my saved profile, so let’s just turn them loose here with little to no commentary. Just pix and links. Well, maybe a thought or two. Some of them aren’t available at the moment but by having the stock numbers or using the links provided below you can find them and save them to your profile. They may be back.

Found this 2013 Audi A8 L for a ridiculously low price of $22,998 in Palmdale, California. Blue over brown. Nicely equipped with a 420 hp 4.0 liter V-8, AWD, seat massagers, air conditioned and heated seats, this is a real nice example of “driving rich”. It’s currently listed as unavailable but not yet sold. Maybe it’ll come back. Here’s the link.

The 2015 Chevrolet SS (to me) is the one to have. Only imported from Australia from 2014-2017 this model year first offered the adaptive suspension (Magnetic Ride Control (MRC). The SS is a nice sleeper with a 415 hp naturally aspirated V-8 and a slew of standard features. Here’s the peculiar part. Three years ago I posted this piece about 2017 being the last year for these muscle sedans and that CarMax boosted their holdings of this Holden to 24 units. Now they have only three, and most interesting, prices are increasing! This unit has only 16,000 miles. The link to the car is here. And if you’re really curious, check out this 2017 model that is selling for I think the same price as when it was new, four years ago. An investment grade Chevy?

An eleven year old Volvo S40 gets my attention for one reason only – it has a five speed manual transmission. It’s a decent car with seat heaters and a sunroof, and yet the five cylinder 168 hp motor in a 3,300 pound sedan has to be fun, right? It’s here in Tallahassee.

Another phantom car that’s currently unavailable but not yet sold is this feisty 2013 Golf R. Only 43,000 miles on the two-liter turbo good for 256 hp, plus AWD and a manual transmission. Seems like a bargain. It’s (not) here in Louisville – but maybe somewhere soon!

Love this Lexus. It’s a time warp sedan. Nothing terribly special with standard air conditioned and heated seats, leather, sunroof, and bluetooth. But the interior is pristine and the car only has 20,000 miles over 12 years. Kind of old school. Only a 272 hp six cylinder and yet it’s still a calming cruiser. Selling for $16,998 here in Covington, Louisiana.

Yeah just last month I blogged about a similar Benz here, and it seems like a better deal with a lower price and lower mileage. But it was a 382 hp 2010 model and this is a 2013 with 429 hp. Always go for more horsepower. Total luxury and AWD. The car sold new for well over $100,000 just eight years ago. Now less than $30,000 here in Laurel, Maryland. (Pssst – if you’d rather have a more beefy CL63 this one I covered two months ago is available again in Cincinnati.)

Another peculiar car that appeals to Acura fans – the TL SH-AWD. With the venerable 3.7 liter V-6 making 270 hp it’s a solid sedan and family hauler. Nicely equipped and only 16,000 miles, I’m thinking this car will be bullet proof and in no need of MaxCare. It’s on sale here in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Thanks to fellow CarMax sniper Hans for alerting me to another 1 of 500 Mini John Cooper Works GP hot hatch. This morning it was available for $25,000 (I think) and tonight it’s currently unavailable. Maybe it’ll be back. In the meantime you can read about the last John Cooper Works GP Hans sent my way here in May 2019. This one was here in Jacksonville.

German Compact Sedan #1 – A 10 year old low mileage AWD Audi S4 would seem to me to be a nice commuter or college car. Qualifies as an enthusiast car with a supercharged six cylinder pumping out 333 hp. Well equipped and I love the black and white panda interior. This single owner S4 is still available here in Modesto, California.

German Compact Sedan #2 – A 10 year old low mileage AWD BMW 335 XI. Sound familiar? I was surprised to find a nearly identical Bavarian twin to the S4 above. Same price. Almost same mileage. Almost same equipment. Only 300 hp though from the inline six – 10 percent less than the Audi. And a coupe. It’s here in Warwick, Rhode Island.

Not in my DNA to own a minivan, although can’t deny their usefulness. Perhaps another day I’ll share the unofficial Cannonball Run my buds and I did in a Chrysler minivan in 2007. This isn’t an R63 (Hans) but it is an extremely well equipped turbodiesel minivan that would make for unique arrivals at soccer practice (Mick). Everybody gets seat heaters. Rear DVD system. Power hatch. Blind spot monitor. Rear view camera. The van has AWD and is powered by a six cylinder that only puts out 210 hp, but 400 lb-feet of torque. Sadly this one is currently off the market. I recall the price being $25,000 but might be wrong. For now you can track it with this link in Sacramento.

If the minivan isn’t for you there’s a helluva lot to like about this 2016 Volvo XC60 T6 R-Design Platinum. The lengthy moniker is not one of them. It’s fully loaded with auto cruise control, seat heaters everywhere, heated steering wheel, all the lane change/blind spot/rear view camera driving aids, and AWD. Here’s the odd part. I think it has a 3.0 liter turbocharged six cylinder engine good for 300 hp. That’s what it says on the listing as I read it on my laptop. BUT – on my phone, this same car is listed as having a 2.0 liter four banger that also makes 302 hp. The engine shot suggests a six cylinder? Nice car either way is here in Maplewood, Minnesota.

For what it’s worth….continuing my search for a compact SUV with enthusiast credentials. Drove an Audi SQ5 last weekend that got a thumbs up from the wife, and today I’m collecting a Macan Turbo for a 24 hour test drive. Doesn’t have the features I want so just hoping to get another positive response from my bride. Then find a Mercedes GLC43 and a BMW X3 M40i to complete the round of possible daily driver SUV’s. Once that’s done and a buy made, back to pondering the fate of the S600 as my indefensible semi-exotic car. Another 911? Another V-12? Something more bizarre? Stay tuned.