My First 24 Hour Test Drive – To The Brink (Again) with an S65 Coupe

2015 Mercedes S65 AMG.

Finally took advantage of the CarMax 24 hour test drive after returning from the Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona. How fitting. I had transferred this 2015 Mercedes S65 AMG unicorn up from Sanford, Florida, where coincidentally my S600 and I left Florida from on the Amtrak auto train last week after the race. Surely these are omens I should buy the car? I also lucked out – this is the car I considered last fall when it was on the west coast. Transfer was a back breaking $2,000 to the east coast. Someone moved it from California to Florida over the holidays without buying, and my transfer from Florida to Virginia was only $149. I had originally planned to test drive the car before the race, but when I showed up at my CarMax to complete the paperwork to drive, they ran the S65 through their car wash to prep the car for me – and promptly slashed two tires. Because they were on the same side of the car it meant all four tires would need to be replaced, and these performance tires are special order. Yes, I started to become suspicious that something was up.

A week later though I picked up the car with minimal fuss at the dealership and put it in my driveway. There was a brief hiccup when CarMax wanted my insurance “binder” indicating my coverage limits, and not just my proof of insurance card. Believe this was due to the high cost of the car – $84,998. That’s a helluva lot of money – what was I thinking? Well, as with my V-12 mania last fall, I was working on a plan to sell all my cars and try to live with one stupid expensive wundercar. Driving to CarMax to pick up the S65 for the test I thought this is a dumb idea. When I saw them polishing it up for me I wavered. Driving it home and seeing it in my driveway I had to have it. YOLO. So what were my experiences over the 24 hours? My CarMax rep had told me of customers borrowing cars for 24 hour test drives and recording themselves drifting and doing burnouts, so I thought I should drive the car the way I would if I owned it. Some quick shots.

First, I needed some lunch. Turned out to be an historic stop for me. Been to many McDonalds. None like this.
Within minutes into my test drive this song came on the radio. Another omen?
Also within the first few minutes, got an engine alert. I’m reading this as there’s too MUCH oil in the V-12?
Brief punch of the gas. I won’t be that guy racing my test drive. I won’t. Regret I couldn’t pull off video of downshifts in Sport mode, with rev matching and pops and bangs and faux backfires. My wife hated that. It made me giggle. Not saying I wouldn’t enjoy that sound once in a while but I would NEVER do it around real car people.
The car as shown in the CarMax ads was debadged. I didn’t like that. CarMax graciously acquired and mounted new ones. I’m not convinced the font is right but no time to compare it to others. Didn’t get to see it, but my wife tells me the Mercedes logo pops open to reveal the rear view camera. She thought I broke it.
I wondered if this car could accommodate luggage for road trips. With the back seat difficult to access I need to be able to throw bigger bags in the trunk. One large suitcase and one carryon loaded just fine. Same as in my S600.
Service B is the big one, due in less than five months. Thinking I should negotiate having this done before buying. Nice that this info is available to the buyer.
The interior is lovely. I spent the first half hour figuring out how everything works. The aromatherapy diffuser in the glove box was missing. Would have to be replaced. I realize this same interior is available in vanilla S-class cars for tens of thousands of dollars less than an S65, but you don’t get this 621hp V-12. Oh yeah, the center console pad and door armrests heat. Awesome.
Six different pre-programmed seat massage settings. I tried them all.
Style.
An irritant the first time – impossible to see the headlight controls without getting out of the car and poking your head under there, like looking at my Fiat fuse box. Once set on auto no need to revisit. Nuisance.
The car has a different personality from every angle. More sinister snout up front.
More elegant from here. One issue I have with Mercedes is that the E and S coupes looks surprisingly alike.

Should I buy or not? Yeah, I was all over the place during my 24 hour test drive. Not literally, CarMax limits travel to 150 miles. I started with “that’s a lotta money” and struggled with the idea of spending $84,998 on a car – with tax and MaxCare looking at $95,000. (By the way – the MaxCare choices below cost LESS than they did for my S600!) This would be a once in a lifetime buy. However, the 24 hour drive had me thinking more and more that this was not a practical plan. The S65 would be an awkward car to have as a daily driver. It can handle a suitcase and a half, and yet what about my guitars and amp when I play at a brewery? Can I throw a couple of boxes in the back seat every now and then? I loved Etta, my 911, because I also have the S600 as my utility vehicle. I could not imagine persuading my wife this S65 would be my sole daily driver, my dream car, and having to tell her a month later I need a Macan to go with it. I’ve also enjoyed putting miles on my cars. My 911 cost less than $40,000 out the door and I recovered $30,000 three years later when I sold. The S600 also cost less than $40,000 two years ago and I hope to sell it for about the same as the 911. This 2015 sold new for $237,000 I think and is now $84,998 with 39,000 miles on it. How much more depreciation in three years, when it’s nine years old and has maybe 75,000 miles? I could see a $30-40,000 loss. I got into this unicorn game to bag deeply depreciated cars, limit my exposure with MaxCare, and not lose my shirt. Not feeling it.

Oh yeah, another perk of cars retaining data – look at the mileage over the lifetime of this car! I get 19 mpg in my S600. Granted this car appears to be more of a commuter car given the low average speed.
Guess what came on the radio as I completed my 24 hour test drive? Another omen.
Went for a run. Mulled it over. Thumbs down on the 2015 S65.

I turned the car in with nothing more than a toss of the keys to the friendly CarMax rep and a pleasant “sorry the car’s not for me.” The 24 hour test drive is a big hit with me. So much more learned over a ten minute loop around the dealership. I’m fairly convinced I need to pick up a small SUV (Macan Turbo, GLC43 AMG, X3 M40i, SQ5) and scratch the functional itch, and then pursue the successor to the 911 I just sold. I became infatuated with this S65 because I dig V-12’s and the car became available, not because it makes sense for me. And I can probably nail a small, loaded enthusiast SUV AND a daily driver 911 (991) for a little more than the price of this S65 alone. Finally, the day after I turned in the S65 we got hit fairly hard with a snow storm on the east coast and I needed to drive to New Jersey to see my son and watch the Super Bowl. Didn’t think twice about loading the “old” S600 and cruising up I-95, with a couple of end tables in the back seat for him. The 10 year old V-12 is still a bargain and still fits my lifestyle. But maybe the 2015 S65 fits yours?

On Sunday February 7th the S65 went back on the market at Dulles, Virginia, and today (8th) it’s off. It’s been on and off since fall. Someday someone will buy it. I’ll update if it returns! Stock number 19513486.
The MaxCare menu I promised. Not easy to read. The best plan (for me) is always maximum mileage, 125,000 in this case which would give me 85,000 miles of driving, and $50 deductible – waived if serviced at CarMax. At $5,879 for a car of this complexity and expense that seems like a no brainer.

Quick Hit – Mercedes ML63 AMG and ML550 (And Last Mercedes Post For a Bit!)

I’ve run out of patience with CarMax for this post, and despite this being the third and fourth Mercedes covered in a row I gotta get it done. A very affordable badass Mercedes ML63 and an even more affordable and well equipped ML550 have been on and off the CarMax website for days, and I have been unable to catch them on the web on the same day for a post – so here it is anyway. Let’s start with the ML63 AMG, even though it’s not currently available I have not gotten the CarMax update that it’s gone.

This 2013 ML63 AMG (I think) was offered for $35-37,000. Fairly loaded with auto cruise control (Distronic Plus), seat massagers, heated and air conditioned seats, upgraded Bang & Olufsen audio – there’s a lot of luxury in the cabin. On the outside some slick running boards and black wheels. But that’s not why you want this SUV.

You want the ML63 because of its hand built, 5.5 liter 518 hp AMG motor. That, along with AWD and an adjustable suspension turn this family hauler into an SUV racer. Motor Trend turned a 4.8 second 0-60 mph run. And it’s got a tow hitch, if you need to ring along your cigarette boat. Admittedly, this SUV is a one accident vehicle, that drives down the price. But it sold new for just under $100,000 and is now a third that. Find this three owner 2013 Mercedes ML63 AMG here in Kansas City, Missouri. Hope it comes back on the market!

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Quick Hit – 2010 Mercedes CL550. A Cheaper Alternative to Yesterday’s CLS63?

What a beautiful silhouette.

The Mercedes CL-class became the S-coupe in 2014, but it’s the same premise; an S-class from the (missing) B-pillar forward in every way. The 2010 CL coupe is the same as my 2010 S-class (S600) for the driver and passenger. At $24,998 there’s a ton of luxury in this unicorn at a bargain price. Again, room in the wallet for MaxCare I would not do without. Thanks to reader Cannon for alerting me to this beauty.

The CL550 has automated cruise control (Distronic Plus), air conditioned and heated seats, seat massagers, a heated steering wheel, AWD, and the cool (but totally unnecessary) night vision assist. CarMax gives it a 9 out of 10 on the features and yet I cannot think of what it does not have.

Okay, it doesn’t have a rear seat to speak of, similar to the CLS63 I covered yesterday. It’s about the driver and passenger. It has a filthy engine bay (shame on you CarMax) with a 5.5 liter V-8 that makes only 382 hp – adequate but not even close to the 500+ in the CLS63 AMG. But not everyone is a horsepower hog like me and most will find this plenty good for a luxury cruiser. The CL550 is a unique alternative to the CLS63, and $13,000 cheaper! Find this two owner, accident free car here in Fort Bend, Texas.

Quick Hit – 2012 Mercedes CLS63 AMG – $37,998

Going to keep this short since CarMax unicorns keep showing up and disappearing on their website faster than I can get to them. What we have here is a low mileage (40,000) 2012 Mercedes CLS63 for a really decent price. Leaves spare change for mandatory MaxCare. It sold new for maybe $95,000 and maybe more. I cannot tell if it has the far more expensive Performance Package – the red calipers suggest it might. What say ye, readers?

For $38k you get a luxury four door, four passenger coupe with a 5.5 liter, 518 hp turbocharged motor, adjustable suspension, and auto cruise control (Distronic Plus). Perfect for stop light launches and highway cruising. Car and Driver claims a crazy 3.8 second 0-60mph run here. But wait! There’s more!

The car is pretty much the same as an E63, although the coupe design limits interior room a bit. But it has seat massagers, heated and air conditioned seats, blind spot monitors, lane departure, rear view camera, and Bluetooth. Not bad. Hard to go wrong with a car like this! I like gold cars – reinforces the idea of “driving rich”! Find it here in Irvine, California.

300+Hp Four Bangers – Seven Not So Spartan Alternatives to Big Motor V-8’s!

These are not them. The cars above are in fact the fleet of cars available at CarMax 18 months ago I covered here that reflected the 600+ horsepower club. A BMW 760, Audi S8, and a couple of GM products. (Since then there’s even been this monster 760hp Mustang GT500!). Anyway, when I covered the high-horsepower cars I wanted to write a piece on impressive high-output four cylinder unicorns – the 300+ horsepower club. And fate has dealt me a cruel Christmas, in that I’m down with Covid and need things to do while in solitary confinement (doing fine, thank you!). So why not take a moment to write about the seven CarMax unicorn models that top 300 horsepower from little four cylinder motors. Some may surprise you.

2018 Subaru WRX STI.

The granddaddy of these cars is the Subaru WRX STI. Not the fastest or best handling, but almost 20 years ago Subaru rolled out the Impreza WRX and a road ready rally car. The Impreza and WRX split in 2014, and the STI is the most potent Subaru you can buy at CarMax. Rumor has it the 2021/2022 WRX will pack a more powerful 400hp motor!

With a 2.5 liter 305hp engine and a six-speed manual transmission the car is good for a low-five second 0-60mph run. It’s AWD and yet Car and Driver was only able to eek out a 0.93 g lateral grip, far less than some of the hot hatches to follow. The car sold for maybe a hair under $40,000 new, and is offered here in Parker, Colorado – fittingly just an hour north of Pike’s Peak!

The upstart 2017 Honda Civic Type R

With a wacky but innovative three-pipe exhaust, a monster wing, and lots of scoops and wedges the Honda Civic Type R is hard to miss. The first Type R to make it to the US, the 2017 model debuted at $35,000 and seemed like a bargain for such high performance.

Red motor and red interior to remind you this is not your commuter Civic. With 306hp from a 2.0 liter turbo and a six-speed manual, the powertrain pulls this 3100 lb “sedan” to 60 mph in about five seconds flat. Some reviewers have gotten less. Here’s the Car and Driver review from 2017 where they gushed over the Type R entry into the US, and in a later test they were able to pull 1.02 lateral g’s on the skid pad. Impressive in that it’s only 2WD. It also comes with Apple CarPlay and automatic cruise control, if you just want a commuter. The car was $35,000 new and is now here in Richmond, Virginia almost at MSRP!

2017 Ford Focus RS

Sticking with hot hatches, but pivoting from Asia to Germany – here’s a badass Ford Focus RS, with a whopping 350 hp from a 2.3 liter turbo. Imported only from 2016-2018, the RS beast hit 60 mph in 4.6 seconds and ran all the way to a 165 mph top end.

The engine bay is pretty damned dull for such a hot car. The Ford was more expensive than the Subaru and the Honda, starting at $41,000. Car and Driver described the Focus RS as having “explosive takeoffs, all-wheel-drive grip, drift mode can unlock your inner Ken Block.” (I had to Google Ken Block. Rally driver. Now I know.) The Focus RS is also AWD. It also pulls more than 1 g in lateral grip. Unfortunately, CarMax doesn’t have any of the 2018 models available. With only 1,000 imported, and as the final year of production, would think there’s some collection value to them. Find this pretty Nitrous Blue model here in Birmingham, Alabama.

2017 Mercedes-Benz CLA45 AMG

My favorite I think, because it is the fastest and almost the most understated. The fins on the front fascia I could do without, and maybe the rear spoilers could go, and then it would just be an unassuming small sedan, right? A baby Benz that costs anywhere from $50-70,000 depending on options. But only $38,998 as the lease and factory warranty nears the end. Why is it so alluring?

The motor. This hand-built and autographed AMG 2.0 liter puts out a whopping 375 hp. With AWD and a seven speed dual clutch automatic it’ll do 0-60 in less than four seconds. Preposterous. It’ll also pull 1 g per Car and Driver, who loved everything about this Mercedes here except for its price tag – more than a C63 AMG with a beefy V-8. But it’s depreciated to match the price of the other four bangers. The CLA45 will run to a governed 155 mph, unless it has the AMG Dynamic Plus package, then it’ll top out at 167 mph. Enjoy this ruby red racer here in Norcross, Georgia.

2015 Ford Mustang Ecoboost

I really, really don’t want to like this Mustang but I do. And yet it confuses me. A real Mustang has a snarling V-8 and the 2015’s and up have the independent rear suspension that makes them handle nicely and this one is yellow, which I really dig, and it’s a six-speed manual. But it’s an itty bitty turbo four cylinder, the first in a Mustang since the SVO’s of the 80’s. A 2.3 liter turbo four pumping 310 hp, 10 more than the Mustang V-6. Sigh. (Okay full disclosure, I had a Merkur XR4ti once – also with a 2.3 liter 175 hp turbo Pinto motor like the SVO. Loved it.) Here’s the Car and Driver review of the automatic version of this Mustang.

But the Mustang only weighs 3,600 lbs (looks so much bigger and heavier!) and will still rip off a low five second 0-60 mph run. Maybe a half second off it’s V-8 kin, and yet it will sip 30 mpg on the highway. I have never heard one of these on the road and think I would be confused by a Mustang with a turbo whirr and hum. If you can get over that, it’s got a fine cockpit and a lotta style, and it’s the cheapest of the seven 300 hp four cylinder cars! This five year old Mustang is available here in East Haven, Connecticut.

2018 Volvo S90 Plug-In Hybrid T8 Inscription

This may be cheating. Technically a 2.0 liter four cylinder like the rest, but this big sedan is augmented by a 10.4-kWh Lithium-Ion electric motor. Together they make a massive 400 hp, the most in this group. That hybrid puts it in a sub-5 second 0-60 mph category, very fast for a frugal but luxurious car. Here’s the review from Motor1, where they described the Volvo as “efficiency done with style.”

This Volvo has the most handsome interior and by far the richest list of features. Apple CarPlay, auto cruise control, seat massagers, Bowers & Wilkins audio, it has it all. Surprisingly it sold for $82,000 new and just two years later it’s less than half that. A real bargain. I suspect this is the one car I could own and enjoy almost like my S600 for long distance cruising. But there is one deal breaker for me – it’s made in China. I’m not ready for that. If you are, it’s available here in Las Vegas, Nevada.

2018 Porsche 718 Cayman GTS

Last but not least, a real 365 hp four cylinder mid-engined sports car. A fourth generation Porsche Cayman flat four, going 2.5 liters. Oddly, it’s not as fast as the Mercedes CLA45 AMG at 4.1 seconds to 60 mph, but it will out handle and out class the Benz.

The interior is identical to the Boxster and the 911, as they have been since inception, and smartly appointed. The driving position is even better than my 997 911. I got a kick out of the engine bay photo – nothing to see here! Move along! Here’s the Car and Driver review from 2018. They were a little underwhelmed by the GTS compared to the S models but not unhappy with the car at all. Just unclear on the value. It was an $80,000 car when new just two years ago, and honestly has not depreciated hardly at all. At this price it really doesn’t make my unicorn cut, but it is a 300+ hp CarMax offering. Find it here in Houston, Texas.

So that wraps up all the 300+ hp four cylinder cars you can get at CarMax at this time. There are some oh so close bridesmaids that would be fun, such as the 292 hp Audi S3/VW Golf R, the 291 hp Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution GSR, and even the 263 hp Mazda3 Mazdaspeed. I do enjoy big motors, and yet some of the most fun cars I’ve had, including my 1971 Fiat 124 Spider and my old Ford Fiestas, have been four cylinders. None of them matched the 300 hp of these cars and yet still a pleasure to rev. Having 300 hp in these would be quite the hootenanny!

(Very) Quick Hit – Twelve Mystery Mercedes A220’s?

Hard to read the screenshots, so will summarize quickly. Twelve nearly new (2019-2020) Mercedes A220’s with a handful of miles on them, one or two each at all of the CarMax dealers within spitting distance of me (Baltimore-Washington area), and all 12 came out of Washington State as fleet vehicles. The mystery for me is who in Washington State ordered a small fleet of A220’s for $36-50,000 each and unloaded them on CarMax all at once? Why did CarMax put them all (probably) on a single car hauler and move them cross country? Is there that much demand for A220’s here? Welcome any ideas from all of you. Perhaps the open recalls common to all 12 are a clue:

“FONT SIZE OF TEXTS IN THE INDICATOR LIGHTS.
LOCATE YOUR NEAREST AUTHORIZED
MERCEDES-BENZ DEALER TO SCHEDULE REPAIR.”

Another Pair of SLK’s – and One is a Manny Mercedes!

Sportlich (sporty), Leicht (light), and Kurz (compact). The Mercedes SLK’s are all that and more. And they seem to come in unicorn pairs for me. About 18 months ago I covered a pair of SLK55’s here, and today we have an SLK250 and an SLK55. Let’s start with the 2013 SLK250, mostly because it’s cheaper and has a rare 6-speed manual transmission. It’s no rocket with only a 1.8 liter 201 hp turbo-four, but it is nimble. And good looking.

The 2013 SLK250 appointed like this one, with “air scarf”, heated seats, and a decent audio system ran about $50,000 new. It’s half that now. It’s also only been driven about 4,000 miles annually. It got reasonably good reviews here in Auto Guide back in 2013. Sporty. Light. Compact. Find this accident free car here in Knoxville, Tennessee. Keep scrolling for the badass SLK, though.

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Quick Hit – 2012 Mercedes S600 V-12 $35,998

I hope you’re not tired of affordable V-12 Mercedes. I’m not, but I promise to move on to other cars soon. I got carried away with them in this V-12 Lollapalooza in October, and this one is an awful lot like my 2010 S600 so I have no interest in buying this one. Just something about a car that was over $160,000 new selling for this price. Driving rich.

Luxurious interior with the high end Bang & Olufsen audio system (pro’s tell me I should just call it a “B&O” but that sounds like a railroad), I have to admit I’m baffled by the torn up center console cover – I’d be having CarMax repair that before buying. On the other hand, looks like the previous owner left behind an aftermarket wedge cup holder storage bin – totally unnecessary given all the storage space in an S-class.

What’s with the mud, CarMax??!
In the center arm rest there are headphones and a remote control. I did not check when I bought mine and the remote is missing. Will have to buy one before I sell .

The creature comforts are impressive, and so is the S600’s performance. The 5.5 liter twin turbo V-12 is rated at 510 hp and a whopping 612 lb-ft of torque, and while it only has a five speed automatic it’s good for a mid-four second 0-60mph run – and a 186 mph top end. When I think you all have forgiven me for my road trip posting in the 911, I plan to write about the 6,700 mile journey I just took in my S600. Absolutely a sublime long distance cruiser these S600’s are! This accident free, three owner 2012 Mercedes S600 is available here in San Antonio, Texas for $35,998. And don’t forget the MaxCare!

Between Us – The 2010 Mercedes S65 Could Be Yours

Last updated my V-12 conundrum here with my decision to pass on the 2010 Mercedes S65. I liked the idea of an AMG and the lower miles but was just too much like the S600 I have and I couldn’t justify the expense of selling my car and buying the S65. So I collaborated with a reader who wanted it and we engineered a transfer to North Carolina. Good chance he’s reaching the same conclusion – a bit more docile than he would like, and will probably pass. If he does he has graciously offered to work with another unicorn hunter before it goes back on the market. If you’re interested shoot me a message and I’ll put you all in touch. It’s a helluva car – just didn’t match what he and I were looking for.