Sad Note. Etta Left Me. My Porsche 911 Is No More. (And One Last Road Trip)

My plan to be faithful to my blog and sell Etta, my 2008 Porsche 911 unicorn, to either a blog reader or auto enthusiast who wanted a starter 911 with another two years and 15,000 miles of MaxCare protection has fallen apart. I turned the 911 in to Intersport Performance, the 911 specialists nearby in Ashburn, Virginia to do the 60,000 mile service and detail the car in preparation for putting it up for sale, and lo and behold they made me an offer I could not refuse. The car sold for $6,000 less than I paid for it. No doubt it is worth more, and I’ll cringe when I see what it’s offered for on Intersport’s web site. But the sale was immediate and painless. And I have another car being transferred in.

I was soooo happy to buy my 2008 Porsche 911 three years ago. It was my wife’s idea. She said I’d always wanted one, and I wasn’t getting any younger. I should buy a 911 while I could still get in and out of one. Here’s the whole saga. It was a good buy at $34,998. Only one or two 911’s have been offered by CarMax for less than $40,000 since. I paid $2,999 for MaxCare – $50 deductible and good until 75,000 miles. The 911 had just under 34,000 miles when I bought it. I had Intersport do a PPO when I bought it and they found $2,000 in service that had not been done, and CarMax immediately remedied. Repairs at CarMax using MaxCare totalled $4,100, and included replacing the serpentine belts and water pump belt, inner and outer tie rods, hood and trunk supports, ignition coil screws and spark plugs, the known Porsche issue of a bad factory battery cable (11 hours of labor- $1200!), power regulator, and one of my favorites – replace the crappy Porsche cup holders at a cost of $285 – CarMax broke them during other service work! My first service I did at a Porsche dealer thinking it would be smart to baseline the car at a dealer, at a cost of $648 – and turns out it was just an oil change. I was a fool. The next one I did at Intersport was $250. I replaced the rock hard summer tires with all seasons for $950 and dramatically improved the ride. The brake pads and rotors were replaced within the first year at a local Goodyear shop for $1,124. I spent another $700 last week doing the 60,000 mile service in preparation to sell the car, including some make fluid swaps like rear differential, brakes flush, and power steering flush. I had hoped to demonstrate my good faith to the next buyer by going all in on service. A little bittersweet to do all of that at Intersport and then have them make me an offer on the car I just paid them to prep…for them! But it was all fair. Unfortunately, Intersport declined to transfer the MaxCare plan. Fortunately, for the first time I tested CarMax’s MaxCare refund policy for the unused portion. CarMax refunded $1,119 of the $2,999 I paid. Once again, the $1,880 net cost of MaxCare was far less than the $4,100 cost of repairs. I stand by MaxCare as a bargain for high end cars that are expensive to fix. That said, maintenance costs were not insignificant, and writing this reminds me that it is terribly important when the car is eligible to be returned, to push CarMax to fix things like brakes and tires that may not be below the failure threshold, and are not covered by MaxCare, but will be expensive to do once you own the car.

I’ll have a cold Pilsner in Etta’s honor. She was my “starter” 911, thinking when I bought it I’d sell it without much loss if I hated it or trade up if I loved it. I loved it. Drove it hard sometimes and it handled and accelerated like nothing I’ve owned before. The only complaint I had was despite mounting all season tires, road noise was annoying. I’m cool with the terrific engine growl but tire drone was draining. I have test driven a 2015 911 (991.1) and the extra five inches of wheelbase made for a far more comfortable ride. I’d welcome the chance to own a later model 911 and that may or may not be in my future. At this time, CarMax has almost no 911’s! We shall see what’s next for the fleet.

I shared my 1,200 mile elk country drive here. But I also took a far shorter, but exhilarating romp through the Shenandoah mountains not too long ago that seemed designed for the Porsche 911. I read about this loop in Car and Driver magazine as an alternative to Skyline drive and thought I’d give it a try. Took Route 7W to Berryville then south on US 340 to Front Royal. From there eight miles west of Front Royal Virginia on SR 55 until the borough of Waterlick, and then a left on 678 Fort Valley Road. That’s when it got interesting.

The road is just west of the mountain spine and and has zero traffic through 28 miles of turns. Maybe a top speed of 60 mph here and there and some hard braking and accelerating but the field of view is always good and safe.

The road comes to a tee and a hard left onto Route 675 – Camp Roosevelt Rd. The turns are tighter and closer together for a fast 12 mile dash down the hill to Luray, home of Luray Caverns. Then it’s 17 miles through Shenandoah National Park up and through Thornton’s Gap to Sperryville. After all the hard driving, it was relaxing to return through 50 miles of rolling countryside to Gainesville – then highway home.

The Porsche 911 is just so engaging to drive even though it’s a base model with only 325hp. The most I’ve done in the car was 140 mph on a wide open I-95 down south, but the windy roads through the hills and mountains really gets the blood flowing. Pretty much anything will do 140 mph nowadays!

Goodbye Etta. I don’t know whether ownership costs were good or bad. I know that I first went to Le Mans in 1981 and watched these iconic sports cars go toe to toe with more modern machinery, and wanted to own one. Now I have, and it was everything I wanted it to be. I can confidently say I will own another. Maybe not my next unicorn, but I will own another. Thanks for taking this journey with me!