Four Things I Learned About Etta (2008 Porsche 911) On Our First Road Trip

IMG_5766Just drove 300 miles in a light rain from Northern Virginia to Fort Bragg in Etta.  It was a great ride.  Bought this 10-year old car in January with 34,000+ miles and rolled it over to 35,000.  I tried not to get emotional.  Been tooling around my community and the Dulles Toll Road for the month and a half I owned the car and resolved that yes, it rides awfully harsh, especially over joints and bumps, and it is noisy, but hey – it’s an iconic 911 and I love it.  So here’s what I think after a road trip:IMG_6113

  • Why do other drivers want to screw with a 911**?  Not other sports cars, but “slammed” Japanese cars and pickup trucks and beat-up Camrys.   I admit always wanting the left lane to be mine no matter what I’m driving, drafting cars that won’t move right but always moving right myself for others.  But today on I-95 more drivers seemed to block, and if I eventually passed on the right they accelerated.  More aggressive than when I’m in other cars.  But that only made me love the 911 more because…..

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  • This thing is stupid fast.  I have no idea why.  I don’t get the engineering.  It’s just a 3.6l six-cylinder with 325hp.  And mine’s an automatic.  Not terribly impressive off the line, but something violent happens at 3,000 rpm in 3rd and 4th gear.  It’s neck-snapping acceleration above 3,000.  My fingers are numb.  Left-lane blockers didn’t stand a chance.  I have no stats but 70-100mph seemed instantaneous.  That said, I’m wondering if there’s something wrong with the car.  Under hard acceleration from a start it seems to hang up in 3rd gear too long, and on the highway it kicks down from 5th to 3rd, revs to 6,000 rpm and seems on the verge of spontaneous combustion.  Maybe I’m just new to 911’s but will have this looked at. I also learned that cruising at an average of 80mph  (once I cleared Northern Virginia Sunday afternoon I-95 traffic jams) I get 17mpg.  I’m good with that.

 

  • The 911 is way more comfortable stretching its legs on the highway than futzing around my town. The rear axle seems to have no movement and hammers over the road at low speeds.  The jolts cause me ass pain and make me wonder if I should have bought the Mercedes S600 after all.  And there’s a three-point move I gotta get right to get in and out of the car when parked without stumbling like a clumsy drunk.   But once in, and on the highway, we found our rhythm.  Road imperfections that annoy at 30mph vanish at 70-90mph.  Road noise that intruded while revving up and down the scale around town disappear at cruising altitude (except for North Carolina’s cobblestone-like asphalt on I-95) and I can hear my music.  The narrow-topped seat back (it’s about 10 inches wide – half my back!) that almost had me pass on buying the car, that I notice every time I get in, never became an issue.  The seating position, of which I have one comfortable one being 6’4″, never bothered me.  I was skeptical I would relax on this road trip and I did.

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  • Beer stays cold in the front trunk.  I stopped in Richmond and bought two big cans of beer to enjoy in my hotel room 200 miles down the road, and was hoping a front trunk and mid-40’s temps would do the trick.  It did.  Having one now. But I also learned that I could fit a circa-27″ suitcase in the trunk on its side, along with two briefcases.  The “back seat” accommodated a full-size garment bag and a backpack full of laptops, and the front seat cradled my guitar and a bag ‘o groceries.  I travel light.  Granted I was traveling solo but I was convinced when I got the car it would only hold a gym bag.  Pleasantly surprised.

Conclusion? Friends and family who hear only my angst over the harshness and lack of modern electronics wonder if I’m regretting this purchase.  I haven’t regretted it, knowing I’ve sacrificed some things to own and experience the legend that is a Porsche 911.  This is a two-year car for me.  If I like it I will upgrade with the next one.  If I get weary of having a sports car daily driver, we’ll part ways.  But this road trip moved my needle more towards increased satisfaction and awe than not.  Stay tuned.

**The Camaro RS (I think) in front of me in the photo was not a challenger (no pun intended).  He passed me around Richmond and we ran together for 150 miles, maybe two hours, and both exited to Fayetteville NC.  Exchanged flashers/thumbs up when we parted.  Reminded me of long autobahn drives back in the day!

1 of 248 – 2011 Grand Marquis LS

2011 Gand Marquis LSThe ridicule is coming.  It’s worth it. I really mean to stick to enthusiast unicorns but sometimes nearly extinct cars get my attention.  I’m tracking cars I expect CarMax to stop carrying and this is one of them.  Mercury abruptly discontinued the Grand Marquis line in 2010 but sold a few (248 to be exact) 2011 models.  This life-long Florida car is a throwback to another era.  It’s not a great car, but the last of it’s kind.  With an anemic V8 (I still don’t know how Ford only gets 224hp out of this), bench seats and a column automatic four-speed, it’s a bit dated.  But with 41,000 miles and only $14k, it’s almost a cheap piece of history.  And only 247 others have one like it.  Probably less.  Here’s the CarMax link  – if it’s dead the car is being transferred, on hold/sold.  Here’s a great NY Times review “Heavyweight for a Requiem” from back in the day.  My favorite lines:

  • It’s the kind of car dad bought because his buddy at the Kiwanis Club owned the
    dealership and he didn’t want something flashy like a Lincoln. A car you could wear
    a hat in.
  • Wallowing anachronism that it is, the Grand Ma has its charms. It rides as if the tires aren’t just smothering out the road’s divots, but giving each of them a somber, dignified burial.
  • The engine’s initial response is strong, but it quickly runs out of breath and by 5,500
    r.p.m. it’s exhausted. The transmission sort of slides at that point into the next gear
    and heaves a sigh of relief.
  • InsideLine.com clocked it accelerating from a standstill to 60 m.p.h. in a leisurely 9.3 seconds; it also plowed through a quarter-mile run in 16.8 seconds while reaching 83.9 mph.
  • Somewhere along its developmental journey the Grand Marquis
    picked up power rack-and-pinion steering that is shockingly sweet, with good oncenter feel, precise calibration and good feedback. 
  • This is a car unconcerned with carving corners or blitzing across the
    autobahn. It’s built for people who have lived long enough to have already had all the drama they want in their lives.
  • INSIDE TRACK: You may miss it, but you didn’t really want it.

2011 Grand Marquis $13,998 41k

10-Year-Old 2,000 Mile Corvette – $31k!

2008-chevrolet-corvette-12Was surprised to find this 2008 Corvette with only 2,000 miles TOTAL.  I normally get excited about 10-year-old cars with 3,000 miles per year, 30,000 total as unicorns so this got my attention.  I also don’t normally post until the photos are online but I’d be surprised if this one doesn’t sell this weekend so didn’t want to wait.  The CarMax website still has the “Image Coming Soon” display so I borrowed a photo of a 2008 Corvette for comparison.  I became a Corvette fan years and years ago watching them race (and win!) at Le Mans.  With all the little turbos in the Ferraris and the clatter of the 911’s, I giggled every single time the Corvette V8’s thundered by.  Had always thought they were low-budget sports cars until I watched them win at Le Mans and the 24 Hours of Daytona.  But try as I might, I can’t fit into them.  Even less room than Etta, my 2008 911.  Anyway, find this 2008 Corvette in Atlanta – if the link is dead the car is being transferred, or sold/on hold.  With this low mileage I might even pass on the MaxCare Enjoy.2008 Corvette $30,998 2k

Three Patriotic Low Mile GT500 Unicorns

3 GT500God blessed America with muscle cars.  A couple of three nice Mustang GT500’s in Las Vegas, Tuscon and Baltimore.  Cars are 8-11 years old and while not cheap, they meet my unicorn threshold and would easily qualify for the five-year/up to 150,000 mile Maxcare warranty.  Cars have less than 3,000 miles a year on ’em.   The 2007 is 475hp, the 2008 500hp, and the 2009 540hp.  Here’s the link to the red 2007 , the link to the white 2008, and the link to the blue 2010. If the links are dead cars are being transferred, on hold/sold.

2007 GT500 $29,998 29k Las Vegas2008 Shelby GT500 $30,998 22k Tuscon

2010 GT500 $35,998 12k Baltimore

 

Manual 6 spd. 400hp. Autobahn Cruiser for Camry Price. What’s Not to Like?

550 Manual PhotoI’ve been in and out of BMW M5’s and 550i’s and because of my vanity, I couldn’t go with a high performance sleeper.  I needed something that shouted “Car Guy!”.  If you are more secure than I, give some thought to a BMW 550i with a 400hp twin turbo and an old fashioned 6 speed manual transmission.  The Mustang GT will never see you coming.   Here’s the CarMax link – if it’s dead the car is being transferred, or on hold/sold.

2011 BMW 550 Manual

Cheap V12 Executive Race Car – 2007 S600

S600I passed on a “once in a lifetime” Mercedes S600 V12 at my local CarMax at $30,998, and was agitated when it showed up in Boston a week later at $29,998.  Thought I’ll never see a V12 Mercedes at that price again.  This morning, a cheaper one pops, with lower miles even!  It’s in Miami, and yes, the Carfax shows it backed into another car (common there?) and had some accident damage some time back.  But at $23,998, and with another $3,500 you can get 100,000 miles of MaxCare bumper-to-bumper warranty, this thing is a steal.  With 510hp, 612 ft-lbs of torque, night vision, every luxury feature including auto cruise control (Distronic Plus), AND the warranty, I can’t imagine there’s another 11 year old car that’s such a bargain.  The CarMax link is here – if dead the car is being transferred, on hold, or sold.

2007 S600 $23,.998 37000

Make a Statement. Possess (and Repossess) 2007 Hummer H2 SUT.

H2CarMax is selling this 11 year old low-mileage truck for tens of thousands less than most I’m finding on the net for that year, mileage, and configuration.  There’s a reason why.  This big boy looks like it has been repossessed a record (since I’ve been watching) FOUR TIMES in Texas.  It’s also been in an accident.  Good chance it won that fight.  Like all the unicorns I track, I ‘d never own it without the MaxCare bumper-to-bumper warranty.  There are two H2 SUT’s with this mileage for the same price, and most upwards of $50-70,000.  If I needed a truck this would be an interesting buy – $36k plus another $3,000 for a five year, 100,000 mile warranty, and you have an unusual, headache free truck for under $40k.  Just make your damn payments.  The link to the ad is here – if dead car is being transferred, on hold or sold. 2007 Hummer H2 SUT

1 of 1400 – 2008 Mustang Bullitt. The streets of San Francisco are calling

Bullitt PhotoMore than just an appearance package, the 2008 recreation of Lt. Frank Bullitt’s car is fast and raw.  I tracked several that CarMax offered last fall and chickened out every time.  Most were $17-22,000 and were all low mileage – one with only 4,000 miles.  And as always, you can still get a 100,000 mile MaxCare on these 10 years old cars.  This one is high-mileage but pretty cheap.  And although over 5,000 were made in the more authentic green, the black ones are more rare.  Here’s the Motor Trend review from back in the day, and the CarMax link is here.  If the link is dead, the car is sold, on hold, or being transferred.  By the way, the 50th anniversary 2019 Bullitt will be out soon.  Wondering how true to the original it will be?2008 Bullitt $12998 106k

30 Day Update on Etta – Guenther’s Successor and My Second Unicorn!

Because reader Patrick Barmann was kind enough to ask my thoughts on Etta, now that I’ve owned her for a few weeks, here’s what I’ve learned.  Every morning when I leave my house and see a 911 in the driveway I giggle a little – I can’t believe after 35 years of wanting one I did it.  The car is stupid fast at mid-range rpm, not so much off the mark.  It’s an automatic, and given it’s my daily driver and my hands are encumbered with coffee, a phone, Poptarts, etc., it’s the right call.  I haven’t run it to triple digit speeds (yet) and yet every exit ramp is my own slalom – I don’t get the engineering that makes a rear-engined car hug the road so?

The car has a fair amount of road noise and engine noise, and not just the satisfying roar of acceleration, but a constant amount of din that I hadn’t expected.  I’m sure real Porsche guys would tell me to get over it, but I’m also a music nut and when not thrashing the engine I’d like to hear some tunes.  So I ordered a new receiver and the ridiculously expensive fiber optic cable to keep the Bose amp and speakers, and next week I hope to have a better sound system installed.

The 911 came already safety inspected by CarMax.  Because I can be skeptical of CarMax’s mechanical standards, the day after I bought it I had a private garage do another Virginia state inspection.  The car failed.  An outer tire ride was shot.  I took the car back to CarMax and on a positive note, they replaced the failed outer tie rod AND an inner that had not failed, and because I was in the first 30 day warranty AND I have the extended warranty, it was no charge.  On the down side, not a hint of shame or remorse that they sold me a car they certified as meeting Virginia standards, and it did not.  Disappointed.

The irony of this Porsche 911 purchase is that I rejected not one but two Jaguar XKR’s because the ride was harsh.  Too harsh for a daily driver.  The 911’s ride is harsher than the Jags.  I rejected a V-10 M6 for $24,000 because the electronics and stereo were so primitive.  The 911’s are more antiquated.  The car is an icon and I love it.  Maybe I’ll get tired of the challenge of hoisting myself up from the seat that’s pretty much inches from the ground, and maybe I’ll want all the cool stuff that was in the Mercedes S600 V12 someday, but for now I find this Porsche 911 tremendously satisfying and I’m convinced I made the right call.   Continue reading “30 Day Update on Etta – Guenther’s Successor and My Second Unicorn!”

1 of 500..and 500hp – BMW Alpina B7 Beast

B7Who would of thought CarMax would carry these autobahn cruise missiles, and offer a five year 100,000 mile bumper-to-bumper MaxCare warranty?! Well, other than me.  The BMW Alpina B7 is in lieu of an M7, with the engine hand-built by Alpina in Bavaria.  The car sold for about $130,000 new and only 500 were slated for the US market in 2011.  You can have it for $39,998.  Stiffer suspension, 100 more hp than a 750, bigger wheels, and just more style. I usually cap my unicorns at $35,000, but this one is just a bit more and a bit rare.  It’s a two-owner Texas/California car with low miles.  Here’s the Car and Driver review from 2011, and here’s the CarMax ad – the car is in LA.  If the link is dead, the car is sold, on hold, or being transferred.2011 Alpina B7