Sad Note. Etta Left Me. My Porsche 911 Is No More. (And One Last Road Trip)

My plan to be faithful to my blog and sell Etta, my 2008 Porsche 911 unicorn, to either a blog reader or auto enthusiast who wanted a starter 911 with another two years and 15,000 miles of MaxCare protection has fallen apart. I turned the 911 in to Intersport Performance, the 911 specialists nearby in Ashburn, Virginia to do the 60,000 mile service and detail the car in preparation for putting it up for sale, and lo and behold they made me an offer I could not refuse. The car sold for $6,000 less than I paid for it. No doubt it is worth more, and I’ll cringe when I see what it’s offered for on Intersport’s web site. But the sale was immediate and painless. And I have another car being transferred in.

I was soooo happy to buy my 2008 Porsche 911 three years ago. It was my wife’s idea. She said I’d always wanted one, and I wasn’t getting any younger. I should buy a 911 while I could still get in and out of one. Here’s the whole saga. It was a good buy at $34,998. Only one or two 911’s have been offered by CarMax for less than $40,000 since. I paid $2,999 for MaxCare – $50 deductible and good until 75,000 miles. The 911 had just under 34,000 miles when I bought it. I had Intersport do a PPO when I bought it and they found $2,000 in service that had not been done, and CarMax immediately remedied. Repairs at CarMax using MaxCare totalled $4,100, and included replacing the serpentine belts and water pump belt, inner and outer tie rods, hood and trunk supports, ignition coil screws and spark plugs, the known Porsche issue of a bad factory battery cable (11 hours of labor- $1200!), power regulator, and one of my favorites – replace the crappy Porsche cup holders at a cost of $285 – CarMax broke them during other service work! My first service I did at a Porsche dealer thinking it would be smart to baseline the car at a dealer, at a cost of $648 – and turns out it was just an oil change. I was a fool. The next one I did at Intersport was $250. I replaced the rock hard summer tires with all seasons for $950 and dramatically improved the ride. The brake pads and rotors were replaced within the first year at a local Goodyear shop for $1,124. I spent another $700 last week doing the 60,000 mile service in preparation to sell the car, including some make fluid swaps like rear differential, brakes flush, and power steering flush. I had hoped to demonstrate my good faith to the next buyer by going all in on service. A little bittersweet to do all of that at Intersport and then have them make me an offer on the car I just paid them to prep…for them! But it was all fair. Unfortunately, Intersport declined to transfer the MaxCare plan. Fortunately, for the first time I tested CarMax’s MaxCare refund policy for the unused portion. CarMax refunded $1,119 of the $2,999 I paid. Once again, the $1,880 net cost of MaxCare was far less than the $4,100 cost of repairs. I stand by MaxCare as a bargain for high end cars that are expensive to fix. That said, maintenance costs were not insignificant, and writing this reminds me that it is terribly important when the car is eligible to be returned, to push CarMax to fix things like brakes and tires that may not be below the failure threshold, and are not covered by MaxCare, but will be expensive to do once you own the car.

I’ll have a cold Pilsner in Etta’s honor. She was my “starter” 911, thinking when I bought it I’d sell it without much loss if I hated it or trade up if I loved it. I loved it. Drove it hard sometimes and it handled and accelerated like nothing I’ve owned before. The only complaint I had was despite mounting all season tires, road noise was annoying. I’m cool with the terrific engine growl but tire drone was draining. I have test driven a 2015 911 (991.1) and the extra five inches of wheelbase made for a far more comfortable ride. I’d welcome the chance to own a later model 911 and that may or may not be in my future. At this time, CarMax has almost no 911’s! We shall see what’s next for the fleet.

I shared my 1,200 mile elk country drive here. But I also took a far shorter, but exhilarating romp through the Shenandoah mountains not too long ago that seemed designed for the Porsche 911. I read about this loop in Car and Driver magazine as an alternative to Skyline drive and thought I’d give it a try. Took Route 7W to Berryville then south on US 340 to Front Royal. From there eight miles west of Front Royal Virginia on SR 55 until the borough of Waterlick, and then a left on 678 Fort Valley Road. That’s when it got interesting.

The road is just west of the mountain spine and and has zero traffic through 28 miles of turns. Maybe a top speed of 60 mph here and there and some hard braking and accelerating but the field of view is always good and safe.

The road comes to a tee and a hard left onto Route 675 – Camp Roosevelt Rd. The turns are tighter and closer together for a fast 12 mile dash down the hill to Luray, home of Luray Caverns. Then it’s 17 miles through Shenandoah National Park up and through Thornton’s Gap to Sperryville. After all the hard driving, it was relaxing to return through 50 miles of rolling countryside to Gainesville – then highway home.

The Porsche 911 is just so engaging to drive even though it’s a base model with only 325hp. The most I’ve done in the car was 140 mph on a wide open I-95 down south, but the windy roads through the hills and mountains really gets the blood flowing. Pretty much anything will do 140 mph nowadays!

Goodbye Etta. I don’t know whether ownership costs were good or bad. I know that I first went to Le Mans in 1981 and watched these iconic sports cars go toe to toe with more modern machinery, and wanted to own one. Now I have, and it was everything I wanted it to be. I can confidently say I will own another. Maybe not my next unicorn, but I will own another. Thanks for taking this journey with me!

How Will They Stay In Business? 24 Hour Test Drives and 30 Day Return!

The word is out and several of you have written me about this. Seems too good to be true. But it is. I’ve booked my first 24 hour test drive for a Mercedes I have inbound. The test drive is limited to 150 miles. (The car will do 186 mph. Would be a hoot to max out mileage in 45-50 minutes!) And as I’ve written before, the customer has the most leverage to have repairs done that even MaxCare doesn’t cover during the return period. Plenty of time to get a PPO. Enjoy.

https://jalopnik.com/carmax-will-offer-24-hour-test-drives-and-a-30-day-retu-1846041975/amp

Quick Hit – Quick Car. The Most Expensive CarMax Offering Ever at $129,998! (Hint – a 1 of 2,441 Chevy)

2019 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

Happy New Year! Our first car for 2021. This 2019 Corvette ZR1 is not the first 755hp Corvette we’ve seen at CarMax (check out this Great Pumpkin from October 2020) but it is the most expensive at $129,998. In fact, it’s the most expensive unicorn ever offered by CarMax by a good $10,000. The ZR1 sold new for about the same price it’s offered here a year later. I prefer depreciation – this thing may appreciate! Special thanks to reader Cannon for bringing it to my attention!

Familiar C7 interior with an eight speed automatic. I like my interiors pre-stained for my coffee spillage.

It’s the fastest Corvette to date with a 2.8 second 0-60mph sprint and a top end of 212 mph. The Corvette team chief called this Corvette “the most we know how to do” according to this Car and Driver review. There will be faster C8’s for sure, but for now this LT5 supercharged 6.2 liter 755 hp V-8 is the bomb. With only 5,000 miles, like the October ZR1, it’s still under manufacturer warranty – but of course I would still spring for MaxCare and drive the snot out of it up to 150,000 miles. Well, I would if I fit. Corvettes don’t have the front seat room that my 911 has. So if you’re shorter than 6’4″ but your pants include deep pockets, your 2019 Corvette ZR1 chariot awaits here in Garland, Texas.

300+Hp Four Bangers – Seven Not So Spartan Alternatives to Big Motor V-8’s!

These are not them. The cars above are in fact the fleet of cars available at CarMax 18 months ago I covered here that reflected the 600+ horsepower club. A BMW 760, Audi S8, and a couple of GM products. (Since then there’s even been this monster 760hp Mustang GT500!). Anyway, when I covered the high-horsepower cars I wanted to write a piece on impressive high-output four cylinder unicorns – the 300+ horsepower club. And fate has dealt me a cruel Christmas, in that I’m down with Covid and need things to do while in solitary confinement (doing fine, thank you!). So why not take a moment to write about the seven CarMax unicorn models that top 300 horsepower from little four cylinder motors. Some may surprise you.

2018 Subaru WRX STI.

The granddaddy of these cars is the Subaru WRX STI. Not the fastest or best handling, but almost 20 years ago Subaru rolled out the Impreza WRX and a road ready rally car. The Impreza and WRX split in 2014, and the STI is the most potent Subaru you can buy at CarMax. Rumor has it the 2021/2022 WRX will pack a more powerful 400hp motor!

With a 2.5 liter 305hp engine and a six-speed manual transmission the car is good for a low-five second 0-60mph run. It’s AWD and yet Car and Driver was only able to eek out a 0.93 g lateral grip, far less than some of the hot hatches to follow. The car sold for maybe a hair under $40,000 new, and is offered here in Parker, Colorado – fittingly just an hour north of Pike’s Peak!

The upstart 2017 Honda Civic Type R

With a wacky but innovative three-pipe exhaust, a monster wing, and lots of scoops and wedges the Honda Civic Type R is hard to miss. The first Type R to make it to the US, the 2017 model debuted at $35,000 and seemed like a bargain for such high performance.

Red motor and red interior to remind you this is not your commuter Civic. With 306hp from a 2.0 liter turbo and a six-speed manual, the powertrain pulls this 3100 lb “sedan” to 60 mph in about five seconds flat. Some reviewers have gotten less. Here’s the Car and Driver review from 2017 where they gushed over the Type R entry into the US, and in a later test they were able to pull 1.02 lateral g’s on the skid pad. Impressive in that it’s only 2WD. It also comes with Apple CarPlay and automatic cruise control, if you just want a commuter. The car was $35,000 new and is now here in Richmond, Virginia almost at MSRP!

2017 Ford Focus RS

Sticking with hot hatches, but pivoting from Asia to Germany – here’s a badass Ford Focus RS, with a whopping 350 hp from a 2.3 liter turbo. Imported only from 2016-2018, the RS beast hit 60 mph in 4.6 seconds and ran all the way to a 165 mph top end.

The engine bay is pretty damned dull for such a hot car. The Ford was more expensive than the Subaru and the Honda, starting at $41,000. Car and Driver described the Focus RS as having “explosive takeoffs, all-wheel-drive grip, drift mode can unlock your inner Ken Block.” (I had to Google Ken Block. Rally driver. Now I know.) The Focus RS is also AWD. It also pulls more than 1 g in lateral grip. Unfortunately, CarMax doesn’t have any of the 2018 models available. With only 1,000 imported, and as the final year of production, would think there’s some collection value to them. Find this pretty Nitrous Blue model here in Birmingham, Alabama.

2017 Mercedes-Benz CLA45 AMG

My favorite I think, because it is the fastest and almost the most understated. The fins on the front fascia I could do without, and maybe the rear spoilers could go, and then it would just be an unassuming small sedan, right? A baby Benz that costs anywhere from $50-70,000 depending on options. But only $38,998 as the lease and factory warranty nears the end. Why is it so alluring?

The motor. This hand-built and autographed AMG 2.0 liter puts out a whopping 375 hp. With AWD and a seven speed dual clutch automatic it’ll do 0-60 in less than four seconds. Preposterous. It’ll also pull 1 g per Car and Driver, who loved everything about this Mercedes here except for its price tag – more than a C63 AMG with a beefy V-8. But it’s depreciated to match the price of the other four bangers. The CLA45 will run to a governed 155 mph, unless it has the AMG Dynamic Plus package, then it’ll top out at 167 mph. Enjoy this ruby red racer here in Norcross, Georgia.

2015 Ford Mustang Ecoboost

I really, really don’t want to like this Mustang but I do. And yet it confuses me. A real Mustang has a snarling V-8 and the 2015’s and up have the independent rear suspension that makes them handle nicely and this one is yellow, which I really dig, and it’s a six-speed manual. But it’s an itty bitty turbo four cylinder, the first in a Mustang since the SVO’s of the 80’s. A 2.3 liter turbo four pumping 310 hp, 10 more than the Mustang V-6. Sigh. (Okay full disclosure, I had a Merkur XR4ti once – also with a 2.3 liter 175 hp turbo Pinto motor like the SVO. Loved it.) Here’s the Car and Driver review of the automatic version of this Mustang.

But the Mustang only weighs 3,600 lbs (looks so much bigger and heavier!) and will still rip off a low five second 0-60 mph run. Maybe a half second off it’s V-8 kin, and yet it will sip 30 mpg on the highway. I have never heard one of these on the road and think I would be confused by a Mustang with a turbo whirr and hum. If you can get over that, it’s got a fine cockpit and a lotta style, and it’s the cheapest of the seven 300 hp four cylinder cars! This five year old Mustang is available here in East Haven, Connecticut.

2018 Volvo S90 Plug-In Hybrid T8 Inscription

This may be cheating. Technically a 2.0 liter four cylinder like the rest, but this big sedan is augmented by a 10.4-kWh Lithium-Ion electric motor. Together they make a massive 400 hp, the most in this group. That hybrid puts it in a sub-5 second 0-60 mph category, very fast for a frugal but luxurious car. Here’s the review from Motor1, where they described the Volvo as “efficiency done with style.”

This Volvo has the most handsome interior and by far the richest list of features. Apple CarPlay, auto cruise control, seat massagers, Bowers & Wilkins audio, it has it all. Surprisingly it sold for $82,000 new and just two years later it’s less than half that. A real bargain. I suspect this is the one car I could own and enjoy almost like my S600 for long distance cruising. But there is one deal breaker for me – it’s made in China. I’m not ready for that. If you are, it’s available here in Las Vegas, Nevada.

2018 Porsche 718 Cayman GTS

Last but not least, a real 365 hp four cylinder mid-engined sports car. A fourth generation Porsche Cayman flat four, going 2.5 liters. Oddly, it’s not as fast as the Mercedes CLA45 AMG at 4.1 seconds to 60 mph, but it will out handle and out class the Benz.

The interior is identical to the Boxster and the 911, as they have been since inception, and smartly appointed. The driving position is even better than my 997 911. I got a kick out of the engine bay photo – nothing to see here! Move along! Here’s the Car and Driver review from 2018. They were a little underwhelmed by the GTS compared to the S models but not unhappy with the car at all. Just unclear on the value. It was an $80,000 car when new just two years ago, and honestly has not depreciated hardly at all. At this price it really doesn’t make my unicorn cut, but it is a 300+ hp CarMax offering. Find it here in Houston, Texas.

So that wraps up all the 300+ hp four cylinder cars you can get at CarMax at this time. There are some oh so close bridesmaids that would be fun, such as the 292 hp Audi S3/VW Golf R, the 291 hp Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution GSR, and even the 263 hp Mazda3 Mazdaspeed. I do enjoy big motors, and yet some of the most fun cars I’ve had, including my 1971 Fiat 124 Spider and my old Ford Fiestas, have been four cylinders. None of them matched the 300 hp of these cars and yet still a pleasure to rev. Having 300 hp in these would be quite the hootenanny!

(Very) Quick Hit – Twelve Mystery Mercedes A220’s?

Hard to read the screenshots, so will summarize quickly. Twelve nearly new (2019-2020) Mercedes A220’s with a handful of miles on them, one or two each at all of the CarMax dealers within spitting distance of me (Baltimore-Washington area), and all 12 came out of Washington State as fleet vehicles. The mystery for me is who in Washington State ordered a small fleet of A220’s for $36-50,000 each and unloaded them on CarMax all at once? Why did CarMax put them all (probably) on a single car hauler and move them cross country? Is there that much demand for A220’s here? Welcome any ideas from all of you. Perhaps the open recalls common to all 12 are a clue:

“FONT SIZE OF TEXTS IN THE INDICATOR LIGHTS.
LOCATE YOUR NEAREST AUTHORIZED
MERCEDES-BENZ DEALER TO SCHEDULE REPAIR.”

Another Pair of SLK’s – and One is a Manny Mercedes!

Sportlich (sporty), Leicht (light), and Kurz (compact). The Mercedes SLK’s are all that and more. And they seem to come in unicorn pairs for me. About 18 months ago I covered a pair of SLK55’s here, and today we have an SLK250 and an SLK55. Let’s start with the 2013 SLK250, mostly because it’s cheaper and has a rare 6-speed manual transmission. It’s no rocket with only a 1.8 liter 201 hp turbo-four, but it is nimble. And good looking.

The 2013 SLK250 appointed like this one, with “air scarf”, heated seats, and a decent audio system ran about $50,000 new. It’s half that now. It’s also only been driven about 4,000 miles annually. It got reasonably good reviews here in Auto Guide back in 2013. Sporty. Light. Compact. Find this accident free car here in Knoxville, Tennessee. Keep scrolling for the badass SLK, though.

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What Would Santa Drive? (An Excuse to Send Holiday Greetings!)

Of course Santa would drive a Ford F-350 King Ranch dualie, with a whopping 925 lb-ft of torque from a 6.7 liter turbo-diesel V-8. With 4WD and 18,000 lb towing capacity, this truck has all the oomph needed to deliver toys around the world. And automated cruise control (driving around the world gets long) and heated seats/steering wheel for the cold winter night. Find it here in Irving, Texas, if you really want a big ole truck. Please have a happy and safe holiday.

Quick Hit – 2012 Mercedes S600 V-12 $35,998

I hope you’re not tired of affordable V-12 Mercedes. I’m not, but I promise to move on to other cars soon. I got carried away with them in this V-12 Lollapalooza in October, and this one is an awful lot like my 2010 S600 so I have no interest in buying this one. Just something about a car that was over $160,000 new selling for this price. Driving rich.

Luxurious interior with the high end Bang & Olufsen audio system (pro’s tell me I should just call it a “B&O” but that sounds like a railroad), I have to admit I’m baffled by the torn up center console cover – I’d be having CarMax repair that before buying. On the other hand, looks like the previous owner left behind an aftermarket wedge cup holder storage bin – totally unnecessary given all the storage space in an S-class.

What’s with the mud, CarMax??!
In the center arm rest there are headphones and a remote control. I did not check when I bought mine and the remote is missing. Will have to buy one before I sell .

The creature comforts are impressive, and so is the S600’s performance. The 5.5 liter twin turbo V-12 is rated at 510 hp and a whopping 612 lb-ft of torque, and while it only has a five speed automatic it’s good for a mid-four second 0-60mph run – and a 186 mph top end. When I think you all have forgiven me for my road trip posting in the 911, I plan to write about the 6,700 mile journey I just took in my S600. Absolutely a sublime long distance cruiser these S600’s are! This accident free, three owner 2012 Mercedes S600 is available here in San Antonio, Texas for $35,998. And don’t forget the MaxCare!

Banged Up (?) Bargain Benz CL’s – a CL63 and CL550

Relieved and impressed when CarMax carries high end CL-class Mercedes and pleased today they have two, albeit both are one-accident cars. Let’s start with the more exotic and angry AMG version of the CL-series, the 2012 Mercedes CL63 AMG. Selling new for maybe $150k new it’s way discounted at $37k now. It’s a wonderful coupe with a 536hp 5.5 liter V-8, and 0-60mph in four seconds flat – so says Car and Driver in this review.

The interior of the CL’s are identical to the interior of my S600 – the difference is all behind the B-pillars. I never have passengers in the back of my S-class and seems like a waste to have all that tail behind my car. I still think there’s much to be said for a two door S-class coupe, which is what this CL is.

And it’s hard to argue with a hand-built AMG motor in a coupe. Alas, this one is a one accident CL63 found here in Tinley Park, Illinois. If you’re new here, you need to know I highly recommend MaxCare for when this high end Mercedes melts down, and it will.

If you’re more secure than me and don’t care for all that SMG horsepower, here’s a very nice 2013 CL550 coupe. About the same mileage, about the same number of wrecks (1), and ever so slightly better appointed, this car is selling at a $7,000 discount over its AMG cousin.

Same interior, although black, the CL550 has night vision assist and the CL63 does not. My 2010 S600 has night vision and I’ll let you in on a little secret – it’s totally unnecessary. I though I needed to have it because A) I HATE having dummy blanks in a dashboard that make it clear there was something available that I do not have, and B) I have turned on the night vision in my S600 and it’s really not all that useful. But the CL550 has it and the CL63 does not. You decide if you need it. Regardless, here’s a nice review of this once-$130k coupe. You can’t go wrong with either of these high end German cars. This 2013 CL550 is here in Laurel, Maryland, way too close to me!

Quick Hit – $21,998 Loaded BMW 550i

Remember the fully loaded 2011 Mercedes E550 unicorn I wrote about in October 2020? (Act like you do while catching up on it here.) Well here’s its BMW twin, a 2011 550i chock full of features usually only found in the more expensive 750’s.

A handsome interior with a nice infotainment screen, the car also has all the buttons – blind spot, collision avoidance, lane departure, my beloved night vision assist, and heads up display.

The BMW 550 also has rear DVD entertainment for the kids or your Uber customers. But wait there’s more! Cold weather (heated seats and steering wheel) and convenience packages, air conditioned seats, and a 400hp twin turbo V8.

If the car had AWD it would be perfect. It’s a two owner, accident free southern car currently here in Naples, Florida. Enjoy.